What Makes a Good Skipper?

We all know the Jungle Cruise.  Whether you love it for the animatronic wildlife, the lush foliage, or bad puns, the Jungle Cruise is a true Disney “E-Ticket” attraction.  But having a good skipper really does add something special to your journey through the world of adventure.


"They all have their trunks on!"


So I ask the readers of RemainSeatedPlease.com: What makes a good skipper?  Should they stick to the script that we all know and love?  What jokes work?  Which fall flat?

Stay tuned for a thrilling and entertaining podcast where David and I discuss our favorite Jungle Cruise jokes!  And who knows…  Maybe we will even invent a new pun or two!