We all know the Jungle Cruise. Whether you love it for the animatronic wildlife, the lush foliage, or bad puns, the Jungle Cruise is a true Disney “E-Ticket” attraction. But having a good skipper really does add something special to your journey through the world of adventure.

So I ask the readers of RemainSeatedPlease.com: What makes a good skipper? Should they stick to the script that we all know and love? What jokes work? Which fall flat?
Stay tuned for a thrilling and entertaining podcast where David and I discuss our favorite Jungle Cruise jokes! And who knows… Maybe we will even invent a new pun or two!