Cell Phone Crashing: Disneyland Edition

I was linked to this video yesterday and couldn’t stop laughing — I HAD TO SHARE! I’m not sure if you’ve ever seen this guy or heard of him and this sketch but he’s hilarious.  MediocreFilms puts out his borderline Dad-joke level of humor videos and they come off as hilarious.  And now, he’s taken Disneyland!

Watch these two videos — a main edit and an outtakes edit.  Super funny and SUPER awkward… for some.


Photo of the Week: “The Pirates Are Coming!”

"Do I hear six?"
“Do I hear six?”

 

This is an issue of Disney News which premiered for the opening of “Pirates of the Caribbean”.  Featured is the Auctioneer and Big Blue from “Pirates”, but they look a little different, don’t they?  These are not audio animatronics, but life-size static models, which Walt actually got to see!  Walt was around for this life-size mockup of the entire auction scene.  Where are these full figures today, I wonder?

Podcast Options!

Hey there!  We’ve got a podcast.  Maybe you’ve heard it — maybe not?  This is more of an announcement about where you might find the podcast in its various forms.  A cheat-sheet, if you will.

We try to make it pretty easy to find but there are just so many options and here they are:

Right Here!  We added a “Podcast” button to the top menu so you can easily find the podcast embedded in the page.  Right now, Google Chrome doesn’t seem to love playing back the file but Safari, Firefox, and Internet Explorer seem to work fine. Safari on the iPhone and iPad seem to work well, as well.

iTunes! I absolutely LOVE Apple’s Podcast app.  It allows you to subscribe to your favorite podcasts whether they’re in the iTunes store or not.  It’ll alert you when there are new episodes and it’s the easiest way to see linked and photo content we embed into the episodes.

YouTube! They have made it very Podcast friendly and we have committed to creating and uploading HD versions of our podcasts with embedded content and links when we can.  You can subscribe here and they even let us make a “Podcasts!” playlist so you can play them all at once.  Subscribe, won’t you?

SoundCloud! We have a free SoundCloud account so you’ll only ever have the last two episodes available to you but you’re not that far behind anyway, right?  This is another really easy way to listen to the podcast while on the go, on the metro, in your car, on a run — however you wanna hear it!

Stitcher! This is a booming podcast community and we couldn’t be happier to be a part of it.

And the rest… When we set up this podcast, I submitted the feed to anywhere and everywhere I could.  That said, I have since forgotten many of the places but if you have a way to listen, we have a way to hear it.  Have your own favorite podcast app that we didn’t list?  You can use this link HERE and subscribe to just the feed, if you like.  It’s that simple.

Thanks for listening everyone!  It’s been a lot of fun hearing your comments and feedback about it and they sure are fun to make.  Even I feel like I learn a lot while recording and we hope it’s coming across as entertaining.  As long as it’s fun, we’ll keep making them!

See you at the parks!

Pt. 2 of Disney Parks’ Price Hike

Disneyland opened in 1955 and had created something no one had ever seen.  It was a wonderland that they saw unfold in front of their eyes on the Disneyland TV show but they really couldn’t grasp it until they saw it.  And many only saw it a few times growing up.  I know my parents probably only went to Disneyland once as children.  My mother grew up out-of-state so that’s not uncommon, but my father was born in Los Angeles and grew up in Torrance, CA – a short drive to Anaheim.  I was born in Los Angeles in ’84 and grew up in an annual pass starting with Fantasmic! and had one thru the ’90s.  I then bought my own in college along with so many of my friends that also had them – and almost all of us have kept those APs active since.

Our Disneyland Group - All Passholders
Our Disneyland Group – All Passholders

This was a new phenomenon that had never been seen before.  Yes, even though Disneyland is approaching its 58th anniversary, the paradigm is still shifting.  It’s likely slowing down at this point but Disney Parks have had to adjust to this trend of life-time APs.  Society has shifted so drastically since the 1950s. We are living in a world where if we want something, a majority of us are lucky enough to just get that thing.  For those of us with parents that saw Disneyland as a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, Disneyland became a weekly activity.  We are doing what they couldn’t – and we love it!

Unfortunately, this has led to crazy crowds at the parks due to locals getting off work, out of school, etc. to enjoy the luxury that is Disneyland and Disney California Adventure Park.  What I’m saying is: the price hikes are mainly our fault and I, for one, take responsibility for it.

For out-of-towners, like I mentioned in the last blog, Disneyland is still a once-a-year and even once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. And Disney’s reputation of being the crème de la crème of vacation destinations makes $90-$95/day expected and less of a shock.  However, what I’ve been seeing on the blogs and twitter feeds is that the APs are hurting the most here.  So much so that even my family has downgraded to just the SoCal pass from the Premier we had just last year.  And I think we started last year with Deluxe AP last year and upgraded for our WDW trip.

Disneyland is Your Land
Disneyland is Your Land

The unfortunate truth is that Disney Parks need to be able to plan for this influx of APs and vacationers.  At DLR more than WDW, the APs descend upon the park and tie up parking with single-passenger vehicles, tie up entrances with sheer numbers, and fill the lines when merging numbers with single-day park guests.  We wanted to go to Disneyland more because we could — but are we sure we should?

Partners

Disneyland Annual Pass-ive Aggression pt.1

Friday, the blogosphere started theorising an impending hike to the cost of Disney parks admission rates from single days to annual passes.  Saturday, everyone’s fears were realised and the apparent rage from APs was loud and clear.  To the casual single-day purchasers, it was just another day as people write-off Disney parks as already being astronomically expensive.

This post is to try to take a look at what’s going on here with no internal knowledge whatsoever.  Just an observation and some theories about what’s going on here and what it means for APs and the parks.  And, perhaps, even stick up for the parks a little bit.

Exponential Expansion!
Exponential Expansion!

Cars Land, Fantasy Faire, New Fantasyland, International Expansion, etc.  Parks & Resorts, as far as I can tell, operate under the same umbrella (I’m looking at you, Aulani.)  Disney Parks and Resorts have really expanded in the last few years.  From a business standpoint, the money Disney makes from TV, movies, games, etc. is recycled back into that entertainment division.  Same with ESPN and other Disney-owned properties.  Those things influence trends in the parks, etc. but for the most part, the parks themselves act as their own division of the company, and rightfully so.

Disney Parks and Resorts are notorious for spread-sheet marketing strategies and planning. “Will this _____ themed attraction bring more people into the parks?”  Unfortunately for Disneyland and Disney Parks enthusiasts (APs), the variable at the moment is movie franchises.  These franchises make so much for the company, the money people look at the possibility of marketing it in different ways.  So much-so that they go with the Star Wars model now of building franchises around marketing strategies — and it has been working.

Radiator Springs Racers
Radiator Springs Racers

Cars Land, Little Mermaid, Be Our Guest restaurant, etc.  We are seeing this on both coasts.  No new ideas a la Pirates of the Caribbean in 1967 where there was nothing quite like it and was started with an idea as simple as “how much fun would it be to plunder with pirates!?”  It was fun and became an über successful attraction that begat an über successful film franchise which then, in turn, begat an über successful film adaptation to the original ride.

All of this said — there are people in the parks — hoards of them!  The strategy is working and even with the negative PR from, unfortunately, the most dedicated fans, there’s still hours of lines at all of the parks indicating to the financial folk that something is working well.

If we were to go back to prices from just 20 years ago where you could get a single day for $28.50, adjusted for inflation today would be just $44.60.  Then, take into account the people who aren’t coming to Disney Parks because of the (now) $92 (at Disneyland — $95 at Magic Kingdom at WDW) and start to factor those people in at a would-be $44.60 and you’ve got capacity days year-round with barely any room for us APs at a would be rate of $313 ($199 for a premium pass in 1993).

Let’s look at the positives that come out of this:

Crowd Control
Crowd Control

Crowd Control.  While the APs hate these price hikes because we are long-time devotees to the parks, the single day tickets will still be flying off the shelves at a steady rate and tourist traffic will still drive the parks into the proverbial black (not sure how profitable or not that parks actually are).  APs descend upon the parks at a rapid pace as the days get longer and longer and this affects crowds all week-long.  TDA in particular has their work cut out for them and while I may not like it, I understand what they’re doing and have to respect it.  It’s all for a better guest experience, in my opinion.

Still Relatively Affordable
Still Relatively Affordable

It’s still a bargain in some respects.  If you’re still a super devoted Disney aficionado, chances are you have a Premium AP.  The price difference between the Premium and Premier pass is $310 on the west coast. That more-than pays for itself after 3 days with a park-hopper option if you were to go to WDW.  Unfortunately, that’s the only tier in which it’s affordable.  The difference between a Deluxe pass and a Premiere pass is $480 which wouldn’t pay for itself with even a 10-day park hopper pass at WDW.  WDW has a different AP structure with only two options that I can see: Regular AP and Premium.  The difference between the Premium Pass (now $776.39) and a Premier pass is $202.61 which is $7.39 less than a 2-day Park Hopper option at DLR.  I would assume that any WDW passholder wanting to visit the DLR would come for more than 2 days and that would, again, more than pay for itself.  However, again, the regular AP (now 648.59) at WDW is $330.41 less than the Premier pass and that wouldn’t be cheaper than getting a 5-day Park Hopper to DLR for $300.  So, really, the Premier pass is still a bargain if you: a.) already have a trip planned to the opposite coast, b.)  plan a stay for at least 3 days at WDW or 2 at DLR, and c.) already have a Premium Pass.  Otherwise, it might be the better option to buy your park-hoppers — and that’s not even including hotel accommodations!

Don't mind if I do!
New Attractions!

New Attractions.  While we don’t see a ton of movement on this front, let’s look at the stuff we do have at the parks and rejoice that there’s new stuff to do everywhere and refurbishments happening elsewhere.  Unfortunately, those are taking precedence over some things like OSHA requirements and safety concerns (read: Space Mountain and Alice in Wonderland at Disneyland).  We are all hardcore Disney nerds and we KNOW that new Tomorrowland and Frontierland attractions at Disneyland are in the Blue Sky stages at WDI so what are we so upset about?

It just wouldn’t be possible to handle those crowds.  In another post, I’ll talk about why I think crowds have changes so drastically in the last 20 years and how, really, we are kind of to blame.  But hey, we love Disneyland and that’s why the parks are more crowded than ever!

photo credit: ocregister.com
photo credit: ocregister.com

Welp, It’s That Special Time of Year… Again!

Like postage, it seems that once a year, Disney Parks raise their prices and that time has come once again.  Here’s their new pricing structure:

Disneyland Resort Ticket Options

Ticket Ages 10+ Ages 3-9
5-Day Park Hopper $300 $279
5-Day 1-Park Per Day $265 $244
4-Day Park Hopper $285 $265
4-Day 1-Park Per Day $250 $230
3-Day Park Hopper $260 $244
3-Day 1-Park Per Day $225 $209
2-Day Park Hopper $210 $197
2-Day 1-Park Per Day $175 $162
1-Day Park Hopper $137 $131
1-Day 1-Park $92 $86

All multi-day tickets expire 13 days after first use.

Disneyland Resort Annual Passports

Premium $669
Deluxe $499
Southern California* $359
Southern California Select* $279
Annual Passport Block-Out Day Ticket $84

*Valid proof of Southern California residency required for purchase and use.

Disney Premier Passport

Disney Premier Passport $979

Theme Park Parking

Auto/ Motorcycle $16
Oversized Vehicles/ Motor Homes/ Tractors w/o Trailers $21
Buses/ Tractor w/ Extended Trailers $26
Annual Passport Parking Pass $139

What do you think about this annual practice?  Is the increase of AP events keeping you coming back for more?  What about those of you with Premiere passes?  $130 is quite the hike but you’re getting unlimited access to the parks for a whole year.

The Disney Parks seem to also continuously push back their 20%-off deals for AP’s and are increasing the frequency and availability for AP exclusive events.  Disney seems to stand by their value and they have been feverishly adding new areas and exciting attractions.  It seems to be a Catch-22 as well as a probable solution to the saturated AP market.  Luckily they have that amazing 0% interest monthly payment plan to keep it manageable.

Will you be renewing your pass this next year or might you consider downgrading or even not renewing?  The new prices take effect tomorrow, June 2, 2013.  Might be worth a trip to the park just to renew early!